keep it clean (1956)

"Not today thank you."
Bert Lane (Ronald Shiner) is an advertising exec, and wide-boy who has a brother-in-law has invented a cleaning machine that will clean anything. Unfortunately he needs to get the start up cash for it within 24 hours or someone else will get the patent. Help comes in the shape of Pat (Ursula Howells).
Would be screw-ball comedy, is more lame-ball than anything.