triangle of venus (1978)

AKA Die Insel der tausend Freuden.
"You have both behaved like hyena's."
Lady Henriette (Lili Muráti) is a wealthy matriarch keeping a close eye on the complicated love lives of her family members.
Lush tropical scenary and plenty of nudity in this otherwise incomprehesable drama.

long swift sword of siegfried (1971)

AKA Siegfried und das sagenhafte Liebesleben der Nibelungen. The Lustful Barbarian.
"War is for men, women are only for love."
Siegfried (Raimund Harmstorf) travels around the Rhineland with his 'long sword' and strikes a bargain to help king Gunther win the hand of Brunhild, and still has time to bed every woman who crosses his path though he eventually settles for Kriemhild (Sybil Danning).
If your idea of fun is watching badly filmed softcore to the soundtrack of Wagner, then you are in luck. The rest of us less so!

lady emanuelle (1989)

"Bellisimo"
Emanuelle (Malu) is trapped in an unhappy marrage so dumps her husband for the enticing novelist Leona (Micaela).
One of the better efforts from the genre, stylish and erring on the romantic side.

the erotic and wacky tunnel of time (1983)

AKA El erótico y loco túnel del tiempo
"Saluda" Perico (Paco Maldonado) invents a time machine and finds lots of ancient times full of sex starved young maidens, including cavewomen, ancient Egypt, Rome and a Turkish harem. Then even finds time to bob into the future.
Does what it says on the tin, as they say,

emmanuelle in soho (1981)

"Remember I'm a straight guy in a bent business."
Emmanuelle (Angie Quick) is house sharing in London with Kate (Julie Lee) and her bisexual photographer husband Paul Benson (Kevin Fraser). In need of money they hook up with a seedy agent who they find is ripping them off...time for revenge. Meanwhile Kate is auditioning for a Soho revue show.
Watch as a time capsule of Soho with the bare minimum of a plot allowing nudity and lame dad jokes a plenty.

ilsa, harem keeper of the oil sheiks (1976)

"The man that comes to me will not have to be dragged."
Ilsa (Dyanne Thorne) has moved on from the third reich, and is now head of a sex-trafficking ring for a middle eastern sheikh (Jerry Delony). But trouble comes in the form of American diplomat (Max Thayer), who is intent on overthrowing the sheik's corrupt government
The second installment of the Ilsa series, ups the campy dialogue to the sleaze.

caligula's hot nights (1977)

AKA Le calde notti di Caligola
"Professor!"
Emperor Caligula (Carlo Colombo) has a serious problem as his libedo is not up to it and he has to find a way to prove his virility...
A bawdy Italian comedy, with little in the way of laughs or entertainment.

two roses and a golden rod (1969)

AKA Naked Under Satin. Ménage à trois.
"If I was a candle I would burn at both ends."
Mother (Elizabeth Knowles) and daughter (Ami Paisley) fight for the affection of the mother's husband, and whilst the daughter has incestious thoughts the mother is looking for affection elsewhere.
Boardering on the edge of 'so bad it's good' with the continuous inner monologues from the various participants as the tip-toe around the morales of 60's America.

tender loving care (1973)

"Right now I have to go on duty."
Donna Young (Karen Jordan) joins the nursing staff of a hospital and soon gets into the swing of things. But the course of true love never runs smooth, especially when one of the nurses starts raiding the drugs cabinet.
The lives and loves of three nurses that spends no time skipping straight to the nudity.

strip poker (1968)

AKA The Big Switch. "Take your shirt off!"
John Carter (Sebastian Breaks) is a playboy implicated in the murder of a blonde he had picked up on a night out. He is subsequently pressured by gangland boss Mendez (Derek Aylward) to go to Brighton, to do a job for him...
Marvel at how the director can crowbar female nudity into the most mundane of scenario's in this uninteresting would be thriller.

naked as nature intended (1961)

"Nobody who looked like that ever gave me a lump of sugar."
Three young women, including Pamela Green tour the delights of South-West England and are introduced into naturism.
What was an early foray into nudie cuties by Markx, is viewed today as more of a delightful tourist film. Due to it being made in colour and restricting the nudism to the last few minutes of the film. Surely this was the basis of the spoof nudism film shown in Carry on Camping?

tender flesh (1997)

AKA Boccato Di Cardinale
"You two will be our hunting hounds."
Paula (Amber Newman) becomes an exotic dancer in a private club and attracts the attention of a a rich patron (Lina Romay) who invite her, her boyfriend and a few others (including Monique Parent) to spend a few days with them on her private island. But once there Paula finds all is not as she was led to believe...
An S and M take on The Most Dangerous Game that lacks any thrills!

not tonight darling (1971)

"Night then darling."
Frustrated housewife Karen (Luan Peters) is seduced by Alex (Vincent Bell) and drawn into his world of swinging, before Karen's world comes crashing down when her husband finds out that she's been doing.
Interesting only as a curio of the time, when the British sex comedy was trying to keep up with the liberalisaton happening elsewhere. The best thing about this is the Thunderclap Newman interlude, which should tell you everything you need to know about this film!

fuego (1969)

aka Conoscenza carnale di una ninfomane. Fire
"Your desires cannot be quenshed."
Laura (Isabel Sarli) is a nymphomaniac who marries Carlos (), warning him that she will never be faithful to him. Following a number of discressions, they take on a psychiatrist in an attempt to cure her with little success.
A camp classic due to the plot and fashions, and a supposed favorite of John Waters, with Sarli acting as part inspiration for Divines look.

mistress of the apes (1979)

"A little more chest there!"
Having lost her baby in childbirth, Susan Jamison (Jenny Neumann) subsequently finds out that her husband has disappeared in the Congo whilst looking for a long lost tribe. So she sets out on an expedition to find him, and discovers Homo Habilis, the missing link...
The ultimate jungle sexploitation, in that it promises a lot but delivers very little of either jungle or sex.

the vampire happening (1971)

aka Gebissen wird nur nachts - das Happening der Vampire.
"It's nice to be back amongst the living."
American actress Betty Williams (Pia Degermark) inherits a Transylvanian castle. What she does not know is that her vampiric ancestor, is still plaguing neighbourhood.
A curiousity that is neither comedy, or horror, but is wonderfully kitsch.

beast in space (1980)

"Strange...I feel a torpor inside me."
Aka La Bestia nello Spazio.
Starship captain Larry Madison (Vassili Karis) is sent to a remote planet to search for the rare element Antallum, but whilst there his crew feel overwhelmed with lust, and Lt. Sondra Richardson (Sirpa Lane) is plagued by a nightmare where she is pursued and raped by an unknown beast, in a landscape very much like the planet they have just landed on.
A soft-core meld of The Beast with a super cheap Barbarella.

some like it sexy (1969)

aka Afternoon Delight .
"We've all got to do our bit for international relations."
Peter (Christopher Matthews) is a man about town, with one thing on his mind, who works his way through various stereotype women.
Sexploitation enlivened only by some bizarre symbolic cutaways, and a kitsch view of the 60's, in this cut-price Alfie.

confessions from the david galaxy affair (1979)

"It was marvelous David."
Astrologer and playboy David Galaxy (Alan Lake) spends his spare time pursuing the female of the species, (inc. Mary Millington, and Diana Dors), but this is interrupted by the police who suspect his involvement in a robbery/murder five years previously and want him to provide an alibi. Unfortunately the one person who can rule him out wont.
Woeful British sex comedy/drama, which has little of either. Watch out for an uncredited Cosey Fanni Tutti of industrial pioneers Throbbing Gristle.

the amorous milkman (1975)

"Hope I didn't hurt your pussy."
Milkman Davey (Brendan Price) encounters numberous bored housewives (inc Julie Ege and Diana Dors) on his route, who all seem to want his attention, which lead him into lots of sticky situations.
Innuendo laden film that treads on the coattails of the successful Confessions films.