meet simon cherry (1949)

"I never look for trouble."
Cheerful Rev Simon Cherry (Hugh Moxey) ends up at a manor house when his car breaks down in the countryside. Whilst there the reclusive invalid daughter of the lady of the house Lisa ( Zena Marshall) is found dead. Murder is suspected, so the Rev starts asking questions and a tale of love and deceit is revealed...
Likable film that owes much to its radio series origins as it's very talky.

the wildcats of st trinian's (1980)

"I demand my pupils back!"
The pupils of St. Trinian's have decided they want to form a union so they can strike. Flash Harry (Joe Melia) advises them that they need to consolidate with other schools by infiltrating them...
Fifth installment of the St Trinian's films and one that is forgotten for a reason despite a plethera of well known names packing out the cast.

billy the kid versus dracula (1966)

"The marks of a vampire are on her throat."
Dracula (John Carradine) is traveling across the American Old West when he sees a picture of the young and beautiful Elizabeth (Melinda Plowman) and is determined to make her his vampire bride. Unfortunately for him Her fiance is Billy the Kid (Chuck Courtney), now going straight as a ranch foreman.
A bright and breezy film that plays extremely fast and loose with all genre tropes, with rubber bats and hokey dialogue.

the menu (2022)

"This is an exclusive experience!"
Tyler (Nicholas Hoult) invites Margot (Anya Taylor-Joy) to eat at an exclusive restaurant on a remote island. The reknowned chef (Ralph Fiennes) has prepared a lavish menu, but the evening rapidly starts to unravel...But why is the chef so interested in Margot?
A satire on the preciousness of fine dining takes a delicious turn into physical horror.

the dunwich horror (1970)

"My you scare easily. "
The charming Wilbur Whateley (Dean Stockwell) visits Arkham Miskatonic University to study the Necronomicon and captivates, (or should that be bewitches), student Nancy Wagner (Sandra Dee) in the process.
Based on an HP Lovecraft story subfusing it with a level of underlying menace.

night of the creeps (1986)

"What is this? A homicide, or a bad B-movie?"
A fratboy (Ken Heron) is infected by an alien in 1959 and subsequently frozen. Cut to 1986 and two geeks (Steve Marshall and Jason Lively) accidentally revive the body which promptly starts to infect the campus students with parasites transforming them into zombies and leading Detective Ray Cameron (Tom Atkins) a merry dance.
A fun comedy/horror teen-flick to double bill with the Return of the Living Dead.

zontar: the thing from venus (1967)

"We are all puzzled and just a little bit afraid."
Zontar hitches a ride to Earth and with the aid of science nerd Keith Ritchie (Anthony Houston) and once here starts to take over various humans in a hideous attempt to take over the world! Can scientist Dr. Curt Taylor (John Agar) stop Zontar from taking over the world?
A remake of Roger Corman's "It Conquered the World" (1956) and its not an improvement!