31.1.11
kiss of the vampire (2009)
aka Immortality Yours.
"Why can't I get her out of my mind?"
An American midwest town is overrun by a coven of vampires. Meanwhile, as they feast on their prey, an Illuminati scientist is trying to find their secret to immortality. A human/vampire romance also adds complications to the situation. Or it would if I gave a damn about anyone in this.
Aside from being badly scripted and acted, this features the least scarey vampires I've ever seen. Their response to confrontation, is to stand and snarl a bit, then run at people, before stopping and waiting to get steaked! And if one of them is steaked, then then run away! This lowers the bar for just about every bad film out there - you don't have to reach very high to be better than this!
Labels:
American,
Horror,
Joe Tornatore,
Vampire
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