a gun for george (2011)

"He never thought words would fail him."
Holness gives us a short homage to vigilante films with his distinctly bleak and very black humour.

sssssss (1973)

aka Ssssnake. Hissssss.
"Long live the king."
Dr. Stoner (Strother Martin), who researches into snakes, hires David (Dirk Benedict), as his lab assistant. Little knowning that the doctor's experiment's include a serum to transform a man into a King Cobra, which he plans to test on David.
Understated little creature feature, with a shock ending, that you can see coming from miles away.

bottoms up (1974)

aka Auf der Alm da gibt's koa Sünd.
"Would you like me to stroke your slide rule?"
A professor has invented a new fuel, and is kidnapped by a couple of spies for doing so, but not before passing on the secret to a local petrol pump attendant.
Low end slapstick sex comedy, dubbed into English.

devil hunter (1980)

aka El caníbal.
"You'll get over it in time I promise."
Vietnam vet, Peter (Al Cliver), charges to the rescue of Laura (Ursula Buchfellner), a model kidnapped and hidden on an island of cannibals, but he doesn't bank on also having to confront their Devil god.
Nonsensical nonsense from the mind of Jess Franco, featuring prosaic direction, bad acting and an even worse script.

groupie girl (1970)

aka I Am A Groupie.
"Don't do anything I wouldn't do."
Bored teenager (Esme Johns) is enticed by the bright lights of London, and smuggles herself in a groups van to get there. On being discovered she falls in with their lifestyle, but soon finds out there is very little glamour in the rock star life when the band get bored of you.
Far better film, than the title would lead you to believe, but one that doesn't betray it's exploitation roots.

the mansion of madness (1973)

aka Dr. Goudron's System. Dr. Tarr's Pit of Horrors. Dr. Tarr's Torture Dungeon. House of Madness. The System of Dr. Tarr and Professor Feather. Edgar Allan Poe: Dr. Tarr's Torture Dungeon.
"Do as thou will, be the whole of the law."
A reporter (Arthur Hansel) visits a famous mental institution and interviews the doctor (Claudio Brook) running the place about his methods. But little does he know that the inmates have taken over the asylum.
A mash up of art house cinema, and exploitation film.

sinister (2012)

"Have a nice morning with your murder victims."
True crime writer Ellison (Ethan Hawke) moves his family to a house where the previous family had all been murdered, apart from the young daughter who was still missing. Whilst researching the killings Ellison finds a box of Super-8 film in the attic, and cannot believe what the films depict.
A film of chills, rather than thrills, brooding, but with a few shocks along the way.